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Surfs_up's hilarious (and important) post about dealing with crazies

http://www.pherolibrary.com/forum/showthread.php?p=175366&highlight=NPA#post175366

some of us dumb ass man guys develop an intial charge from the mentally imbalanced, not that I have ever done such a thing myself you know, 'coz they can be so fired up when they turn on, like to 11 on the 1 to 10 scale, OTOH, you have to be very cautious with this type, they can turn on you like a rattlesnake, go to the cops with all kinds of wildly inflated or fallacious charges, spread rumors , stalk your ass, end up pregnant with your kid, demand child support for somebody elses kid that they swear is yours while stalking you, trying to kill you, burning your house down, pressing abduction and abuse charges on the local state and federal level, planting kiddie porn on your computer then reporting you to the FBI, and begging you to marry them at the same time.... WISE UP FOOL.... WARNING WARNING WILL ROBINSON, DANGER DANGER... you think you've seen crazy behavior amigo ? unh unh, you ain't seen the first half of the opening credits... STAY WAY THE HELL AWAY.... you can't imagine the gnarly shit that might be awaiting you... DON'T DON'T DON'T MESS WITH, ASSOCIATE WITH, PROVOKE, DO DOPE WITH, ENTICE, SEDUCE, or otherwise stick your dick into crazy business or you will get your nice little man dick burned off right down to the root.... DON'T WALK, RUN FROM THIS CHICK and don't you ever look back, and thank your stars if you never see her deranged ass again.

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