Let's see if I can add anything that you guys haven't already! (I love you boys, you're sharp as tacks!)
What physical location to apply your pheros:
Best: Your shower. Nooo, not while it's on. You'll want to do this, because the excess phero-mist that doesn't land on your skin lands everywhere else. Your carpet, your dirty clothes hamper, your car's leather seats, etc. These can build up and "haunt" a place with your phero signature. (I know smoothplayer was horrendously paranoid about this very event, and Lor and I have postulated scenarios where we can send phero poltergeists to places we don't like... )
How to hypothetically haunt a place with a pheromone poltergeistProblems with getting rid of Androstenone - help!
Good thing about the shower is that you can bleach the holy hell out of it and destroy any phero residue lingering around.
Where on your body to spray pheros:
Ooh, now we;re getting into some meaty techniques.
Toil's spot on about the pulse point strategy. Pulse point = heat, heat = diffusion, diffusion = in people's noses.
To affect YOU: Neck, chin, forehead/temples (radiates heat!), face, cheeks. Use for things like Instant Shine or Spaceland, or anything that gives you a buzz or anything you like for the self effects.
To affect OTHERS, not you: Back of the neck. Back of the knees (knee pit trick - theatre ushers use this trick to zonk out theatre patrons. ). Warm points on your back that will diffuse a little scent trail everywhere you walk. Think of yourself as a phero jet ski leaving a ever widening wake. Good for things that you don't like the self effects of. For some guys, this includes Instant Female Magic.
Potent spots that really get your sig out there: The backs of the hands! As opposed to the wrists. Office workers and others usually have to wear long sleeves, meaning that for the most part, their wrists aren't as exposed as, say... the backs of the hands! Plus, if you're Italian, or just a really gesticulate talker, you'll be swinging clouds of pheromone into everyones faces as you go about your day. I've heard some pretty mean stories involving the back of hand application with 2x Instant Honesty and boardroom meetings.
Other fun tricks:
Bitchy female coworker? Spray Instant Female Magic on her keyboard. Do it. This trick amazes people.
Awkward silence in elevator? Spray Spaceland or P74 as high as you can spray it in the elevator before anyone else enters.
Turning in a midterm paper, tough proposal, love letter, or something else scary? Spritz with Instant Honesty or an A314 variant.
Buying a new car? You better make sure you're wearing so much Instant Honesty, A314, and Shine that you nearly asphyxiate when you apply in your shower. You'll thank me later when your car dealer slides you an invoice for 10K less than advertised. No joke. Call me. I'll tell you all about this.
What physical location to apply your pheros:
Best: Your shower. Nooo, not while it's on. You'll want to do this, because the excess phero-mist that doesn't land on your skin lands everywhere else. Your carpet, your dirty clothes hamper, your car's leather seats, etc. These can build up and "haunt" a place with your phero signature. (I know smoothplayer was horrendously paranoid about this very event, and Lor and I have postulated scenarios where we can send phero poltergeists to places we don't like... )
How to hypothetically haunt a place with a pheromone poltergeistProblems with getting rid of Androstenone - help!
Good thing about the shower is that you can bleach the holy hell out of it and destroy any phero residue lingering around.
Where on your body to spray pheros:
Ooh, now we;re getting into some meaty techniques.
Toil's spot on about the pulse point strategy. Pulse point = heat, heat = diffusion, diffusion = in people's noses.
To affect YOU: Neck, chin, forehead/temples (radiates heat!), face, cheeks. Use for things like Instant Shine or Spaceland, or anything that gives you a buzz or anything you like for the self effects.
To affect OTHERS, not you: Back of the neck. Back of the knees (knee pit trick - theatre ushers use this trick to zonk out theatre patrons. ). Warm points on your back that will diffuse a little scent trail everywhere you walk. Think of yourself as a phero jet ski leaving a ever widening wake. Good for things that you don't like the self effects of. For some guys, this includes Instant Female Magic.
Potent spots that really get your sig out there: The backs of the hands! As opposed to the wrists. Office workers and others usually have to wear long sleeves, meaning that for the most part, their wrists aren't as exposed as, say... the backs of the hands! Plus, if you're Italian, or just a really gesticulate talker, you'll be swinging clouds of pheromone into everyones faces as you go about your day. I've heard some pretty mean stories involving the back of hand application with 2x Instant Honesty and boardroom meetings.
Other fun tricks:
Bitchy female coworker? Spray Instant Female Magic on her keyboard. Do it. This trick amazes people.
Awkward silence in elevator? Spray Spaceland or P74 as high as you can spray it in the elevator before anyone else enters.
Turning in a midterm paper, tough proposal, love letter, or something else scary? Spritz with Instant Honesty or an A314 variant.
Buying a new car? You better make sure you're wearing so much Instant Honesty, A314, and Shine that you nearly asphyxiate when you apply in your shower. You'll thank me later when your car dealer slides you an invoice for 10K less than advertised. No joke. Call me. I'll tell you all about this.
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